♥ Blob's Encounters ♥

Hey there! May I give a shout out to all you Twilight Fans! ❤

Alright.. not really. Today, I was asked out to watch a movie, well.. can't exactly consider it as an "actual" movie but more of a parody. Be prepared for some eye-popping screenies? I present to you:

 Notice the similarities to the original movie, New Moon? Well, you got that right. LOL! (￣。￣)

Entering the cinema, I noticed a very wide selection of age groups, and I thought to myself  "Oh... maybe this wouldn't be so bad? There are kids here... " Commercials came in, blah blah blah...

I'm not really gonna be the ultimate give away for this movie but to all Twilight fans, I suggest you brace yourselves for a LOAD of jokes, parodies and pretty much hilarious insults directly hit on each character. I do not suggest you watch it IF you are going to be offended with the crazy jokes they pulled off in this movie.

This movie is more of an American Pie version of Twilight, need I mention that Edward killed Alice (from Alive in Wonderland) and was attacked by some unknown rabid-squirrel? I'm not going to spoil the whole movie here but I did find their jokes to be really repetitive.

And this pic, my lovelies, is this movie's version of Edward Cullen..

Honestly, he looked like a little cry-baby... and I kinda give him a +point for looking just as close to the original Edward. His name is Edward Sullen. LOL!

Look at that pretty shy-sad-baby face! :(



The temptation is there to pinch! Hahah! Sorry Twilight fans but I just had to say it. Honest words :p

On the side note... I guess that explains why Edward was always so pretty-pale faced and with a glossy complexion? (=ω=;) Look! It's foundation! -chuckles-

The Sullens! Up close and personal? Well, kinda. They did resemble the original characters, although not all used the same names. Even Bella's name was changed to Becca.... so you get my drift.

Overall, I'd give ★★☆☆☆ out of 5.

Two stars would be one, for effort and effect and quality of the movie, although they made it a cheap way out when focusing on individuality of the characters, one fine example was when the vampires were jumping or having to reach out to an impossible distance in a nick of time. Other than that, they tried their best to keep it with the original plot, so that's the other star.

Well hello there! It's the Black Eyed Peas! Ahaha, alright, I won't spoil any further... but I will show another picture.

Alright! I almost forgot, this is advisable for parents to NOT bring their children to watch this. It DOES contain some graphical scenes and sexual jokes. Not appropriate for minors.

Here's the leftover of Jacob's pack of wolves. Should I comment more? :p

I think I've shown enough spoilers and hilarious screenies of the movie. I'd recommend it to those of you who want to laugh your brains out with the "alter-TWISTED-version" of Twilight in Vampires Suck.

Heavily masculine ghey looking men, and that's not all!

THEY DANCE!!!



Here's the wonderful trailer to it! :)

Becca Crane: [from trailer] Jacob, run!
[Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form. Becca disbelievingly]
Becca Crane: A chihuahua? 

That's all folks!

This is ♥ F ♥ signing out for now.. you know you love me :) xoxo